Life by kayak 2009
Cape Falcon Kayak celebrates another year of remaining financially
solvent without having to get a real job....

...which is probably a good thing,
because it seems that even 'real jobs' were in short supply this
year. Like many of you, I was sweating pretty hard this spring
when for the first time in five years my classes didn't fill on the
first day of enrollment. Capitalism was always destined to
end in a screeching halt, but these days it seems that an especially
virulent new breed of avaricious kleptocrats has done their best steer
us all over a cliff instead. It's tempting to blame the
conservatives for screwing things up so badly but it bears in mind to
consider that much of the deregulation and outsourcing that has
fundamentally undermined our ability to create wealth in this country
occurred during the Clinton years. Now, with a democratic
supermajority our idea of heathcare reform is to fine people for not
buying health insurance? The result of which will be a massive
profit increase for the health care industry, whom incidentally are
still reaping more than their fair share, largely due to an anti-trust
law exemption that dates back to world war two! The last nine
months have given us a window into how the engines of industry have
purchased our democracy and contaminated our basic access to the clean
information, the life blood of democracy. With climate change
bearing down on us like an unlit barge in the night, it is difficult to
see how we can collectively make the neccesary hard choices that will
insure our survival, as a species,
with these guys at the helm.
I start this years report with this heavy stuff because it needs to be
said, because it is the palate upon which we paint our lives, because,
despite our best efforts it is often the actions of some scumbag in a
high corporate office that determines whether we are truly free to
pursue life, liberty, and happieness. It's important not to
forget that in these hard economic times, the money that's missing from
our pockets didn't dissapear, it was stolen.
It's easy to feel helpless when some guy halfways across the planet
gambles your pension fund and loses, but this is also an important
lesson in the dangers of money, whenever we transfer goods and services
into currency we lose control over how much value that currency
carries. So often we worry about money when what we are
really worried about is security. By growing our own food, living
in small houses, trading goods and services directly with our
neighbors, and recreating efficiently (kayaks?) we insulate
ourselves from the wild fluctuations of the almighty dollar.
I used to think that the point of Cape
Falcon Kayak was to provide people with the best kayaks you can build
or buy, period. To that end I've worked hard to make
skinboats that paddle every bit as good as their fiberglass progeny,
but these days I'm starting to realize that what I am doing out here on
the edge of the continent is building a vessel to carry an
idea. In a world where more
has become an unquestionable maxim, the light wooden skeleton
covered with fabric is a structural metaphor. The first stories
of Eskimos encountered by europeans were of a bright, happy people,
despite their incredible hardships and lack of possesions.
Skin-on-frame kayaking speaks to different people in different ways,
but for me, this idea of more with
less is the enduring legacy.
here is what I've been doing with less money and more time this year....

Love is free so I took it upon myself to seek out a
soulmate. Whether exploring hidden rocky beaches with tiny
whitewater kayaks,

or the deep mysterious canyons of Southwest Utah, Lisa has shown
surprising enthusiasm toward my unconventional lifestyle.

At some point I realized that Lisa probably wouldn't be
comfortable on the couch in the house that I share with my farm-mates,
so I took it upon myself to procure some free materials to build us our
own place to stay on the farm.

Of course logs don't just tow themselves downriver, so I called on a
few friends.

With the help of many kayak students, some of whom I traded a class
for, others volunteering a few hours here and there, all of this
salvage wood was assembled into a stunning
little Japanese timberframe house. There are no photos of the house, nor
will there be. Anyone is welcome to come see this very special
structure, but you must come see it in person.

Unlike skiing and golfing, surfing can be had at a low price, and with
less people employed, that means more time to surf. (and lets
face it, if your bank account is headed down the tubes, why not go
surfing!)

Surfing works up quite and appetite though, and with no cash for a
plate of fries and a beer,

one is left little choice but to raid davy jones locker.

The salmon were plentiful this year,

as were the crabs. The kayaks allow me and Zach to get out
through the surf where the big crabs are, it's not at all easy, but
it's worth it.

Of course the real danger always lies in our own stupidity, as in
"dude, zach, take a picture of me pretending this crab is attacking my
head!" ....and then the inevitable... "Fuck! get it off, get it
off!" Priceless.

I've never seen people more excited about boiling helpless animals
alive, proving that most people are secretly evil.

There are also terrestrial sources of nutrition.
Ostensibly I am deer hunting, but with an extremely sparse blacktail
population, I prefer to think of it as mushrooming with a
rifle. I sauteed these delicious king boletes with garlic,
butter, and heavy cream, and served them over pasta with fresh grated
parmesiano reggiano. Mmmmm.

It's hardly realistic to feed oneself from the wild in a world with too
many people and too few wild spaces, which is why we started
R-evolution Gardens Organic Farm. Ginger has done an
amazing job this year of growing our farm, taking the risk to farm
full-time. Even well into the fall we raise a lot of food
here. I think my favorite part of teaching is bringing students
here for a potluck dinner and showing them how we live, warm and cozy
and well fed in our small handcrafted houses.

Mushrooms and salmon do little to satiate my thirst for kayaks
though. Even with some people on unconventional payment plans, we
built as many boats this year as last.

Designing new kayaks in skin-on-frame is a countinued passion, and
while I am sometimes frustrated by some of the shaping challenges, I
also enjoy that challenge. This prototype surfboat came
tantalizingly close to being one of my new designs, and maybe it should
have, but I just can't release a boat until it's 100%. The
Rhino is a fun little boat that surfed VERY well, but I simply can't
seem to make the last 5% of it right within the confines of a
skinboat. I haven't given up, but I'm really frustrated so
I'm taking a break. I learned so much from this project that I am
certain I could make a really cool boat in fiberglass, but I own a
farm, sheesh! I don't have time to start building glass boats.

I'm fortunate to meet so many cool people. Every class
brings new faces and talents, each of whom add to the experience, for
me and each other. No other place could you find an oil
tanker captain, an ex-CIA agent, a banker from Dubai, a phsyicist from
Germany, a botanist, an ER doctor, an engineer, a professional dancer,
a timber framer and his kids, all working together. Mark's
kids were my favorite visitors, but everyone else was a close second!

Each class offers me something unique, this year at Delmarva we built
in a large octagonal room, which was a really neat setup and worked
better than I would have thought, but the true surprise... a
working disko ball on the ceiling! too cool.

Surfing, foraging, farming, teaching, building, meeting people, all
these things make life rich and valuable, but laughter, is perhaps the
best thing of all. Here the joke was on me, I was wading
deep into the water to get that perfect shot when an icy flood
signalled that I'd forgotten to zip up my drysuit. Mike laughed
so hard he almost capsized.

It's been a good year, hard, and a little nerve wracking at times, but
aren't all of life's changes like that? For now the rain
has
stopped and I'm keen to slip into a whitewater kayak for a few
hours. Whether as friends, students, or both, I hope to see you
out here this year. Maybe we can go catch some crabs.
-Brian

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