The ash oar prayer: “Dear lord, although I am definitely a sinner and I never says hi unless I need something or I’m in trouble, I humbly request that you bless these oars and use your almighty Magic Powers to smite the hidden tensile forces of Satan that lie hidden in every ash board just waiting to unleash demonic curvature the minute I finish cutting out the blank. Dear lord, make these oars straight and true and I promise I won’t do bad stuff for at least a week. K, here goes….
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